Static Chrome Cardholder Wallet
$39.99
Sale price
$39.99
Regular price
$59.00
Skip to product information
Static Chrome Cardholder Wallet
$39.99
Sale price
$39.99
Regular price
$59.00
Design:
About this design
A thousand hairline grooves that read like a TV left on in an empty room. Analog horror, but it holds your bus pass.
Do not adjust your wallet.
The case
- Etched stainless steel, mirror-polish chrome finish — no prints, no coatings
- Classic cigarette-case silhouette with one-handed push-button closure
- Spring arms hold your cards securely in place
- Slim and pocket-friendly — built to scuff gracefully and outlive you
- Center plaque for initials, if the signal ever clears
What fits inside
Holds 6–8 cards plus folded cash, your ID, a note you wrote yourself and don't remember writing — whatever you're actually carrying. Holds the essentials, ditches the bulk.
Buy 2, save 15%. Buy 3, save 20%. Bad decisions love company.
Made for
People who fall asleep to analog horror and call it self-care.
* We do not sell, promote, or endorse tobacco, cannabis, or controlled substances.
30-Day Returns
Changed your mind? Return any unused wallet in its original condition within 30 days of delivery for a refund. Email us and we'll send return instructions. Faulty items are replaced or refunded within 30 days, with return postage on us.
Shipping & Delivery
Packed and dispatched within 2–3 business days. Delivery takes 3–5 business days after dispatch. We currently ship within the United States only. You'll get a tracking number by email when your parcel ships.
Size & Details
Slim enough for a front pocket. Holds roughly 6–8 cards plus folded notes, a spare key or a pair of earbuds. Tin wallets have printed artwork covers and a little more internal depth; chrome wallets are metal with raised engraved detailing and a heavier feel.