Bovine Abduction Tin Cardholder Wallet
$39.99
Sale price
$39.99
Regular price
$59.00
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Bovine Abduction Tin Cardholder Wallet
$39.99
Sale price
$39.99
Regular price
$59.00
Design:
About this design
An antique landscape painting interrupted by a flying saucer and one very confused cow. Surreal, slightly cursed, perfectly suited for the chronically online.
The cow is having a moment.
The tin
- Slim stainless steel construction, cigarette-case silhouette
- One-handed push-button closure
- Side clasps hold your cards securely in place
- Compact, pocket-friendly — 3.94in by 2.36in
- Glossy epoxy resin coating — wear- and dent-resistant
What fits inside
Holds 6–8 cards plus folded cash, your ID, a parking ticket you forgot about — whatever you're actually carrying. Holds the essentials, ditches the bulk.
Made for
The chronically online. The conspiracy-curious. Anyone who knows the cow is fine.
* We do not sell, promote, or endorse tobacco, cannabis, or controlled substances.
30-Day Returns
Changed your mind? Return any unused wallet in its original condition within 30 days of delivery for a refund. Email us and we'll send return instructions. Faulty items are replaced or refunded within 30 days, with return postage on us.
Shipping & Delivery
Packed and dispatched within 2–3 business days. Delivery takes 3–5 business days after dispatch. We currently ship within the United States only. You'll get a tracking number by email when your parcel ships.
Size & Details
Slim enough for a front pocket. Holds roughly 6–8 cards plus folded notes, a spare key or a pair of earbuds. Tin wallets have printed artwork covers and a little more internal depth; chrome wallets are metal with raised engraved detailing and a heavier feel.